Mal - she/they - I like robots, videogames, people who play videogames, cute animals, funny text posts, and I'll probably like you.

~friend code; 2509-2585-3497~

(All nsfw, gore, cissexist language, multiple gifs/images, possible triggers, and long posts will be tagged as such.)
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dauntlessdaughterofmary:

tastefullyoffensive:

[noobtheloser]

i kept scrolling to find out it was all just a back story for this gif

insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween

booooooooooobs

fuck you this is golden

itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

officialhamlet:

i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards

prettycolors:

#f0d4fc

nubbsgalore:

mike korostelev gets up close and personal with a salt water crocodile off the mexican island banco chinchorro in the gulf of mexico

qualitymeat:

so pretty!

rolobulletstorm:

it’s winter time at sjin’s farm. sjin turns to xephos. “it’s getting rather,” sjin pauses. “chilli in here” xephos punches sjin in the face

afrofilipino:

vulturesintrees:

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious

I’m deleting

go off